Adventures in Bennionland

I know my Mom and Dad do a lot around the house, but really how hard can it be? Mom thinks I’m afraid of the vacuum, but really I just know that if I act afraid them I get out of the housework. Today though I had to show her how to do it. Every day she vacuums but I just know the better way to do it.

Let me demonstrate:

First, you get the vacuum out and stretch it:

Then you take the vacuum and drag it around on the floor:

And then you vacuum in all of the hard to reach places:

That is Housekeeping 101. You can thank me later Mom!

Love,
William